Streeter

Streeter is a gigantic, old, psychotic, and great teacher at my high school. I thought that it could be interesting (or just take up one of the four posts I have to do in three days) to post about him because of how ridiculous this teacher is.

First of all if you just look at him you would think he is crazy. He is about six feet tall, and his stomach actually looks like he swallowed a television. Also he is bald just in the center of his head, and all around that lone spot he has hair down to his shoulders. His looks are not the weirdest part. He has had the same teacup since the ice age when his kind went extinct. Also that same teacup does not get washed. He was quoted in our school paper saying,"I will wash it when something crawls out." He washed that disgusting cup the year that I graduated (I will let you imagine why). Also everyone that has been in one of Streeter's classes has seen his never ending but crack(Especially when he gets the latter out). The final thing that I want to describe about Streeter is his insane appetite. He let students cut class to eat if they brought something back for him. Sometimes in class you could catch a glimpse of him shoving a whole hard boiled egg into his mouth as a snack. If you were really lucky you could see Streeter eating his daily package of cold cuts and mustard. He began by placing the ham into his mouth, while the ham was still in his mouth Streeter would squirt packages of mustard in to go with the ham.

Even though I make Streeter sound like a nasty fat man, he was actually the best teacher I had. I learned a ton about photography and also enjoyed every minute of his class. It was best to laugh at his cheesy jokes and then look away when he climbed a latter, but other then that he was a great nasty fat man.